I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
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well in DOG beers, i've only had one
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
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So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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