from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck