doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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