This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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