somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
never play flip cup with pint glasses
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
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He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
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Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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