It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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