Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Randomize
