he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
A+ Viking dick
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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