I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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