you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
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By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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