who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Randomize
