i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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