Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
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Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
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I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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