She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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