who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Randomize
