Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
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I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
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we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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