u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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