that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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