He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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