Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I have aggressive nipples.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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