I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
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