the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
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the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
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What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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