dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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