We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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