yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
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i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
We left the knife in your bed.
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I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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