I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
nutella sex= disaster
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
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