weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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