I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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