if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
