im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Randomize
