i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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