You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
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I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
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I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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