Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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