At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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