it hurts more in the daytime
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
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did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
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You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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