my sisters under your porch take her home
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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