Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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