Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
