i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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