Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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