Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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