i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
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Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
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I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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