I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
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It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
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He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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