Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
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For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
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Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I deserve this hangover.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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