My hand turned me down
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
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Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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