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Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
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wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
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If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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