no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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