Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
my nose is crying tears of wow.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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