So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
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He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
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he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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