i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
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It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Are we still banned from the library?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
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You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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