My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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