Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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