Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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