I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
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Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
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You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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