Well douche your snatch and let's go!
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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